1) Some ladies will be like, “You dúmp£d me after y0u’ve s££n my n£kedn£ss..Amaka, my own that y0u also saw, was it skelet0n?2) It’s not en0ugh to be çryiñg dúriñg w0rship..Chioma, cañ y0u l£ave h00kups?3) I used to think ab0ut qúittiñg alc0hol b£cause it’s dáng£r0us to my h£alth, and it’s getting me w0rri£d…So, I quit thiñkiñg4) My br0ther’s wif£ is asking me to l£ave the room so she could dr£ss upImagine, my own brother’s wif£?5) I still w0nder how p£0ple succ£ssfully eñgage in long fasting spanning days and weeks..The last time I tried to fast from 6am to 6pm, my st0mach alm0st s£parated fr0m my b0dy. I had to use garri to gúm it báck6) This morning, I went to the bank to deposit new naira note and the bank manager called p0lice to qu£stion me where I g0t the new naira note fr0m7) My friend, who just finished writing a book on how to make m0ney, came to me for financial assistance to enable him publish the bookI just told him to read the book he wrote8) Biko, who knows where Uncle Harmattan is residing?Pls, go and tell him to be calming d0wn small, that naira note sçàrçity and fuel sçarcity are already sh0wing Nigerians en0ugh shege9) Babe, it’s not what you thinkChichi, I w0nder what y0u think my th0ught is10) As c0untry dey now, once I reap the fruits of my lab0ur, if I pláñt agaiñ, make I b£ndMeek Teamy, February 2023