1) These days in Nig£ria, we no loñger eat what we l0ve. Rather, we eat to qu£nch hungerNaira sçárcity na y0ur mate?2) The Eagle in the Nig£rian c0at of arm was arr£sted this morning for trying to fly away from Nig£riaThe Eagle said it’s seen en0ugh shege in the last 7years in Nig£ria3) Thank G0d some banks in Nig£ria have now started paying well. No more pr0blems..I mean, Power Bank4) In Nig£ria, we don’t measure salt while cooking, we just sprinkle it till the spir!t of our ancest0rs whisper into our ears, “Bubu pikin, it’s okay”5) When pe0ple ask me ab0ut my dark lips, I tell them that I us£d to sm0k£ while I was in my m0ther’s w0mb and st0pp£d sm0kiñg when she gave birth to meNa only dark lips I g£t, I no kee person6) Four y£ars of Theatre Art only to eñd up fanniñg the Igwe of Obodoukwu kingd0m…This life no balance at all7) But why would someone carry light and keep at the end of the tunnel?What happened to the entrance of the tunnel?8) Amaka as you don’t want to be calming down. Your popular adage is: “Use what you have to get what you want”Continue, na for old age âshâwo dey kn0w the value of pikin9) I did my assignment but I forgot it at homeIf you ever bl0w this l!£, pls indicate, we have for a crucial meeting now10) Children and the funny names they give different foodsMy little cousins call:Amala: Chocolate fufuAkpu: Sm£lly fufuTitus fish: Zebra fish (bcos of its stripes)Palm wine: White yoghurtKonmo: Orobo or sm£lling meatDry okro soup: Dry soupOha soup: Flower soupAdd y0ursPls follow Meek Teamy for your topnotch comic contents. The bros is fantabulously doing great. You go laugh taya1) These days in Nig£ria, we no loñger eat what we l0ve. Rather, we eat to qu£nch hungerNaira sçárcity na y0ur mate?2) The Eagle in the Nig£rian c0at of arm was arr£sted this morning for trying to fly away from Nig£riaThe Eagle said it’s seen en0ugh shege in the last 7years in Nig£ria3) Thank G0d some banks in Nig£ria have now started paying well. No more pr0blems..I mean, Power Bank4) In Nig£ria, we don’t measure salt while cooking, we just sprinkle it till the spir!t of our ancest0rs whisper into our ears, “Bubu pikin, it’s okay”5) When pe0ple ask me ab0ut my dark lips, I tell them that I us£d to sm0k£ while I was in my m0ther’s w0mb and st0pp£d sm0kiñg when she gave birth to meNa only dark lips I g£t, I no kee person6) Four y£ars of Theatre Art only to eñd up fanniñg the Igwe of Obodoukwu kingd0m…This life no balance at all7) But why would someone carry light and keep at the end of the tunnel?What happened to the entrance of the tunnel?8) Amaka as you don’t want to be calming down. Your popular adage is: “Use what you have to get what you want”Continue, na for old age âshâwo dey kn0w the value of pikin9) I did my assignment but I forgot it at homeIf you ever bl0w this l!£, pls indicate, we have for a crucial meeting now10) Children and the funny names they give different foodsMy little cousins call:Amala: Chocolate fufuAkpu: Sm£lly fufuTitus fish: Zebra fish (bcos of its stripes)Palm wine: White yoghurtKonmo: Orobo or sm£lling meatDry okro soup: Dry soupOha soup: Flower soupAdd y0ursPls follow Meek Teamy for your topnotch comic contents. The bros is fantabulously doing great. You go laugh taya